Fake blood has been an integral part of shitty photography since daguerreotypes were around. Sure, it was novel in a kitschy kind of way until the end of the 19th century, but it’s been a downhill ride since then (the Dwarves get a pass because they are the Dwarves).
See the photo gallery here.
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
occupation: the family disappointment
y fav line from the No Mouth retsupurae was “i have not done enough happy wheels videos to make fun of material like this!” sighs
things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
- “what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
- “this smells like my grandma”
- “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
- “this is bullshit i’m going home”
slowbeef really liked dangan ronpa back in the day what the hell